Science Proves That Living Close To The Ocean Is Good For You

That's right. A new study here, says living close to the ocean relieves stress and pain, and makes you feel better. According to the study, "It's possible that the people living closest to the coast are simply wealthier and have better access to health care. But the study found that the health benefits of ocean proximity were greatest for socioeconomically deprived communities."

My own scientific studies have proven this theory correct. Whenever I call in sick to work and go to the beach, I always feel much better. Amazing how that works sometimes.